Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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