Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize