i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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