I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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