so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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