I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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