just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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