1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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