There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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