i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
she told me i tasted like america
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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