normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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