I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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