I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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