There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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