I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I don't deserve a penis
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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