weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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