You were right. It hurts to walk today.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
even my farts smell like vagina
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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