dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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