windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You need Xanax blowdarts
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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