We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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