Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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