she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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