I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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