break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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