i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I got her a Nickelback box set.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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