I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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