I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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