..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We left the knife in your bed.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
My bed smells like the plague
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