There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
