Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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