Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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