HIV tests are more positive than that guy
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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