Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I did not marry a roomba.
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