My girlfriend figured out who you are.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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