I'm eating all of the evidence.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
