I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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