in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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