I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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