I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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