she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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