You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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