Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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