kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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