You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I think I just sharted jello shots
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