you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
