Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
