There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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