The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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