We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Randomize
