she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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