It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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