its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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