Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
