How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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