im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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